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At 9:21 AM, Blogger whoami123 said...

Dearest Friend,

Please allow 1 to 10 business days
for processing (excluding Wednesdays
& Fridays and alternate Mondays when
we play golf).

Goodbye & Best Wishes always.
'Thought & Humor'....

Your Devoted Friend,
Howdy

P.S. Check out this Blog
when you have time:

http://thoughtnhumor.blogspot.com/


Updated frequently!!!


Warning: Unsubscribing could restrict one's opportunities for
ascertaining uninterrupted existence for same's quintessence.

Four important things to KNOW:

1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus,
Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned
& fall short of the glory of God.

2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal
separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at
no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ
(God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).

3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world
(Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians,
Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up
His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in,
relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).

4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE.
No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic,
Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives)
to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).

This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -
(Rev. 3:20)

{Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good
things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian -
however they are great afterwards!!!}
Ref: http://www.gty.org/IssuesandAnswers/archive/baptism.htm

Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that
leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow
the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
forever with God), and only a few find it. --Matthew 7:13-14



A Word About SPAM


SPAM is whatever a woebegone/infelicitous person wishes it to be.
The government describes it as unsolicited commercial (advertise-
ment) without an unsubscribe mechanism. As you know, 'T&H'
contains no paid advertisements but does incorporate an unsubscribe
mechanism by Yahoo. This unsubscribe method is automatic and
the disgruntled simply have to REPLY to any issue and are auto-
matically unsubscribed unless they use a FORWARDING
address or attend a certain very few institutions of higher learning
such as Michigan State University where the administration supplies
each student/faculty with several variations such as this:

howdy@msu.edu
how123@msu.edu
howdy.yourfriend@msu.edu
hy4433@msu.edu

I spend - on average - 12 to 16 hours/week meticulously unsubscribing
any who wish to be when Yahoo's mechanism fails. I only want 'T&H'
sent to those who welcome each issue with great mirth/festivity/diversion!

I have found (after 6 years+ doing 'T&H' 70hrs./wk - 52 wks/yr
that if 2 or 3 folks don't like someone, they can simply write their
ISP with a complaint and the ISP will discontinue their service.
This is the old tactic that if you don't like the message, then
shoot the messenger - which is the only tactic that folks who are
bankrupt in the arena of ideas use (along with name calling or
labeling). Now the true SPAMMERS know this and use large
ISP's overseas that are untouchable. 'T&H' adds people to its
mailing list upon request directly from an individual or at the
request of a friend/family. Before they receive their first issue,
Yahoo sends a notification which instructs each about "unsubscribing".

This is my way of fulfilling The Great Commission...

Your Devoted Friend,
Howdy

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Here's what other have said about 'T & H':


Howdy,

I did not wish to be unsubscribed, and tried
to send an e-mail to confirm that I wanted to
continue to receive your side-splitting humour
and healthy faithful advice.

Many thanks for your efforts,

Brian J
Research Fellow
Queen's University
Dept Epidemiology & Public Health
Mulhouse Building
Royal Victoria Hospital

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Dear Howdy,

I was very busy in the past two weeks.
I'm very much enjoy your
T&H and I'd like to resubscribe.

I hope it's not too late.

Many Thanks,

Nuanrat. (Thailand)

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Dear Howdy,
I enjoy reading your humorous letters. I
look forward to receiving them also in the
future. With wishes for success,
Sol K.
Department of Chemistry
Technion-Israel Institute of Technology
Haifa, Israel

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Dear Howdy,

I would like to continue receiving Thought & Humor.
I have not received it in some time.

John F., MD
Assistant professor
Michigan State University
Colleges of Medicine

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Hello Howdy,

I have no idea how I first ended up on your mailing list but
I am sure glad you reached me!
I would like to continue receiving your messages, so please
sign me up on the new(?) list.
Keep up the humor and the good work!

Best regards
Karina L.,MD,PhD student
Dept.of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Lund University Hospital
Center for Stem Cell Biology and Cell Therapy, Lund University
Sweden

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Howdy,

Please don't unsubscribe me. I don't know if I can go on if
I don't receive Howdy any longer. I am sure, at bare minimum,
I would suffer sever withdrawl. Thank You.
K.M. (Notre Dame U.)

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Dearest Howdy,

Please continue to send me "Thought and Humor" - it's just what
I need on those days when laughter is the only medicine!!

Teresa Kimrey
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
Chapel Hill, NC

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Dearest Howdy,

I DO NOT want to be PHASED OUT of receiving such a delightful
publication. I enjoy both your clever antics and eloquence of language.
The jokes aren't bad either! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE--DO NOT
TAKE ME OFF THE MAILING LIST. Howdy has become a good
friend and break from the stress of college.
Keep up the good work.
MM (Loyno)

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Dear Howdy,
We want to inform you that we are interested to obtain Though
and Humor in the case that you can send it us f r e e . We do
not want to be unsubscibed. Send us Though and Humor free
on my e-mail university address:
kss@_____.sk.

We can give it in our library for students. Thank you
very much for your kindness. Greetings. Prof. K.


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Dear Howdy,

Your newspaper is fun and informative,
but I will unfortunately no longer have
an active e-mail address from the end
of this week- therefore I must unsubscribe,

Thanks,
E Miller (Cambridge University)

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Hello Howdy,

I did actually take the time to read your entire e-mail,
which I thought was terribly amusing. I admire your
wordplay and eloquence of language.

Saskia (Oxford U.)


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Dear Sir or Ms:
As to your questions, I live in ______, Oregon, USA.
I don't forward your Thought and Humor as I copy them
and place them in a 3-ring notebook. Then I take this
notebook to my camping, gold panning, 8-mile roadside
clean-up campaigns followed by a potluck, 3 days, 2 nights,
geology tours, fishing, boating, etc., along with other stories
and jokes placed in that notebook. Everyone seems to enjoy
reading my notebook. So thank you very much for your stories,
jokes, etc. and for future ones. Why don't you publish a book
full of your stories and Jokes? Shouldn't I get a no-prize book
if and when you do this? Ha, Ha!
Sincerely,
Ellen

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Dear Howdy,
One of your subscribers recommended your list on the our-kids
(a forum for families with children with disabilities) listserv. I am
in Island County, WA.
M.D.

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dear sir,
if possible do not unsubscibe your letters from this address.
Looking forward to them.

Hedvika Suchonova
Univerzitni nam.
the Czech republic

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Please don't unsubscribe me from your newsletter! I like
it a lot. I think the jokes and brain teasers are great, and
i really like the devotion type things. They really make
me think. yep, those pesky hired howdy hunters
must've been at it again... i'd really like to keep
getting the newsletter.
Thanks and God Bless!

Anna

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I would like to receive Howdy's Thought and Humor
newsletter at the email below. Thanks for the
opportunity to receive this thought provoking
whimsical newsletter.

Jim M.
Management Research Analyst, Principal
Student Life Assessment Program
Arizona State University
Tempe, AZ

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dear howdy
i would like to continue receiving "thought&humor"
please sign me up on the new (if any)list.

(name withheld)
iran

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Howdy, your newsletter in probably the best thing
I've ever gotten by email... never quit, the world
would be a lesser place without the few who
insist on actually using the wonderful cognitive
processes with which the Creator has blessed
us. Your mini-novel was wonderful, and yes we
are responsible for ensuring that as many as
possible have a ticket as soon as possible.
GOD Bless you

IMM

Indira Maharaj-Mikiel
Program Counselor
Marist College Upward Bound
3399 North Road
Poughkeepsie, NY


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Dear Howdy,


Where in the world (besides NC) did this come from???
Who in the world sent it to me?
Where in the world have you been hiding?
Over a million readers??? I don't know how I missed
you or you missed me for so long???

Dr. Robert G. Balnicky

P.S. A lot of mind searching without being boring.
A lot of Humor --- downright good clean fun.

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Your 'Thought and Humor" have been a great help with the
students that I work with and I would think there are several
of them that are now getting your 'Thoughts and Humor'.
Thank you for making my days better and the students that I work with.
Richard Miller
Gov. Docs and Maps
University of Alaska Fairbanks

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Dear Howdy,

Please forgive me but I cannot think of any way for you
to improve on your newsletters. They are so creative,
fun and thought provoking, I envy you your dedication
and expertise. I guess my biggest problem is I don't
want to lose any of them. Consequently my e-mail
filled up so I printed them. I am running out of filing
cabinets to keep them in. I am also saving them on
floppies, only about 2 will fit on each disk. I started
that in the spring. So you can imagine how many
disks I have. I have forwarded them to friends and
family. So, to make a long story short, too late,
just keep 'em coming and let me know if there
is an archive I can access so I won't have to
worry about keeping them all myself.

God Bless You,
Patti
STERLING TEAM
"Solid Service"

Your referral based
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Realtor Consultants
For Life

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I think you are doing a wonderful job! I am finishing up my
4th year here at George Mason University in Fairfax VA,
and have been reading Howdy for about a year now. I have
no idea how i got on the list but i love it! I will soon be moving
to Australia (to study abroad) for 6 months so i'll be sure to
spread it around down there. Keep up the good work!
Josh

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Suggestions for improving?! NO WAY! I love T&H and I love
forwarding it to people! On weeks when I'm not too busy,
I really enjoy reading as much of it as possible. And those
times when I'm bogged down in work, the lighter side of
T&H is a perfect pick-me-up. You're doing a great work for God's
Commission, Howdy. Thank you!

Blessings,
Ellen
Duquesne University, Pittsburgh

P.S. Please remember that you can
always read what you have time for
& save the residuum for a stormy/
blustery/dilatory interval while
the charming/exquisite/vernal/
aestival season is bursting out all
over. Our goal is to promote a non-
threatening and productive office
& university environment and to
establish language that is gender-
neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-
neutral while celebrating our spirit
of diversity.

P.P.S. Undoubtedly America’s fastest growing sensation
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'Thought & Humor' has been read in all 50 States,
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First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind -
Humor From American Culture



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